Ah, Regret.

Jersey Suburb, Episode 6: La Famiglia
Thu, 16 June 2011, 3:33 pm
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At my cousin’s wedding–the ostensible reason for our trip–Cat managed to gather my cousins together to extract some blasphemous information (which may or may not have been facilitated by open bar Tanqueray-tonics.  Just sayin.).

And who was notably excluded from this affair?  Me.  Why?  Because it’s a SMOKE BREAK.  So yeah, me and my pristine lungs are sitting alone at Table 7 eating our feelings, which are, yes–wedding cake.  (Ever get the feeling you’ve picked the wrong poison?)


Jersey Suburb, Episode 5: The Mall

No stereotype will go un-validated as our North Jerz travels continue…

Jersey Suburb, Episode 4: Gym
Sat, 11 June 2011, 9:47 pm
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All I have to say is… PROTEIN !!!

[Which reminds me–if you haven’t viewed this little gem from the pre-“Jersey Shore” days, you should check it out.  It has been a major source of inspiration for my work.  And uh… lifestyle.]