Ah, Regret.

If L. Ron can do it, so can I (aka best justification everrr)
Wed, 3 September 2008, 11:29 am
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I am jealous of this recent example (which was brought to my attention by Alex) of the whole L. Ron-blogging-and-commenting-about-how-much-they-love-each-other situation.  But apparently blogging about the hotness of hot olympic ladies does not result in cheesy “I wuv you” comments from one’s special galpal (oops!).  

So today I’m going to try something a little different, with the hopes that Cralder cheesiness is just as adorable/tolerable as its L. Ron equivalent (and if it’s not, I don’t care, so don’t bother commenting if that’s what you were going to say!).

Guess who loves you...

Guess who loves you...

 Baby Unicorn: blehhhh


What would happen if a unicorn ate my blog then barfed it out
Wed, 27 August 2008, 5:43 pm
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[Click the image for its full glory. Brought to you by Wordle. Thank you Alex.]

Baby Unicorn, I told you blog isn’t good for you!

Baby Unicorn: But I was hungry!

Dear Readers, Lots of Regrets
Tue, 26 August 2008, 10:09 am
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Dear Faithful Readers,

I apologize for my less-than-prolific output in recent days. I offer you that age-old excuse, “work is busy”. I know, I know, I too thought that I had absolutely nothing to do at work and that’s why I have time to spend hours typing (and computer-drawing) about gay and/or other concerns. Distressingly, that is not the case this week.

As Brendan correctly pointed out this morning, I should be getting paid to blog full time. That way you people would never have to want for massive gay doses of internet hilarity. But alas, currently my only payment for this little gig is the smile that (I imagine) graces your lips and the rainbow that ( I imagine) glistens in your eye (perhaps just a reflection from your computer screen?) as you read each new gem.

I will try to squeeze out as many posts as I possibly can in the upcoming days, if you’ll bear with me. Or if that doesn’t work out, then Baby Unicorn, you blog in my absence! (Baby Unicorn: Just as soon as you explain to me how to type using hoofed feet and a single horn!)

Regretfully yours,

The Lump

P.S. In the mean time you might want to go back and read some of the comment strings on my blog posts, especially this one which has gotten quite epic lately. It will be like watching reruns, except better!

For those of you following along at home

A Few Reasons My Blog Totally Rules

  • It’s so humble!
  • Exact figures have not yet been released, but early reports estimate that posting in it has more than halved my already underwhelming productivity levels at work.
  • It’s one of the (many, apparently!) things that makes me gayer than Cat C. aka Gramps. (For those of you who don’t have the pleasure of knowing that Pioneer of Gay, let me put it this way: it’s kind of like saying Shelley is now gayer than Marie, or Lindsay is gayer than Ellen.)
  • Spaghetti Cat!
  • It gives Alex a forum in which to frantically post hilarious/incoherent comments. (Haven’t read all of them yet? You’re not getting the full surlylump blog experience. Go back right now and click the “comments” link on almost every post I’ve ever made.)
  • Baby Unicorn: It makes people believe in me.
  • It has the scientifically-proven ability to make people snort coffee out the nose.
  • It makes you, dear reader, just a little bit gayer too.

What I really need is a baby unicorn to sit with me while I blog
Wed, 20 August 2008, 1:38 pm
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And I’m sure she’d agree that these Gro & Katja pics are really cute and need to be posted. (More apologies to you avid AfterEllen-ers.)

Don’t you just love sporty lesbian couples. (Baby Unicorn: Yes!)

Uh Huh Her stole my idea for a music video
Wed, 20 August 2008, 11:16 am
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Now I know you AfterEllen fiends have already seen this, so bear with me, but here it is for everyone else’s benefit:

Uh Huh Her – “Not a Love Song”

Wow I can’t believe how awesome that was (but if I stopped believing I wouldn’t see it!). But my version would have had a bunch of rainbows all over the place to really drive the point home.

(More UHH whimsy)