Filed under: Required Reading | Tags: brendan is an honorary lesbian, Gaga in the room, kanye west is heterosexual, OM-GLEE, she's just being miley, tweeny bopper starlets, tweet dreams, xoxo
Ah… hello? *taps microphone* Is this thing on? Greetings, dear readers–it’s me, your long-lost blogger. Wait, do I still have any readers? Or is it just the two people who ended up here by googling “regret lesbian blog”? All right then, you two. Let’s get started.
I realize that my posts are appearing at an alarmingly sporadic rate these days, and for this I apologize. My goal is to get back to posting on a sort-of-weekly basis (if I ever did!), as opposed to this maaaybe-monthly-if-you’re-lucky schedule I seem to be following right now. And if you think that’s an empty promise, then I applaud your pessimism: as a wise man once said, people like us are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised, not like those foolish, decidedly un-lumpy optimists. At any rate, I will most likely put forth the effort to post more, if for no other reason than to keep Brendan off suicide watch.
So for today’s post, I thought we could do a little round-up of noteworthy (read: gay and/or hilarious) news from around the internetz. Rest assured that I have only selected topics that are of the utmost importance, and whose extraordinary impact on our daily lives is undeniable. Because that’s the award-winning brand of gritty, hard-hitting journalism you’ve come to expect from “regret lesbian blog”–er, I mean Ah, Regret.
Filed under: Other Whimsy | Tags: I need a twelve-step program (for various reasons), L. Ron, tweet dreams
Because it produces exchanges like this one. Which blow my unhealthily-L.Ron-obsessed mind.
@samantharonson: @TheEllenShow oooooh- oooooh- i wanna know!
@sevinnyne6126: @TheEllenShow tell me all the deets!
And to think that when Twitter first got popular I asked myself, “Why do I even need this thing?” The horror!
Filed under: Other Whimsy | Tags: i'm awesome, teh internet pwns my lyfe, tweet dreams
(Did you really need to ask?)
Also added a lil widget on the left sidebar for ya. Now you’re in the loop.