Ah, Regret.

50 Cent Does Not Like My Blog


Ah… hello? *taps microphone* Is this thing on? Greetings, dear readers–it’s me, your long-lost blogger. Wait, do I still have any readers? Or is it just the two people who ended up here by googling “regret lesbian blog”? All right then, you two.  Let’s get started.

I realize that my posts are appearing at an alarmingly sporadic rate these days, and for this I apologize. My goal is to get back to posting on a sort-of-weekly basis (if I ever did!), as opposed to this maaaybe-monthly-if-you’re-lucky schedule I seem to be following right now. And if you think that’s an empty promise, then I applaud your pessimism: as a wise man once said, people like us are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised, not like those foolish, decidedly un-lumpy optimists. At any rate, I will most likely put forth the effort to post more, if for no other reason than to keep Brendan off suicide watch.

So for today’s post, I thought we could do a little round-up of noteworthy (read: gay and/or hilarious) news from around the internetz.  Rest assured that I have only selected topics that are of the utmost importance, and whose extraordinary impact on our daily lives is undeniable.  Because that’s the award-winning brand of gritty, hard-hitting journalism you’ve come to expect from “regret lesbian blog”–er, I mean Ah, Regret.

All the regret that’s fit to print.


Does anyone get the feeling that abstinence-only sex education has failed the Spears family?
Wed, 8 October 2008, 2:29 pm
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Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant again, according to the “notorious–but often accurate” National Enquirer.

Jamie Lynn was in shock when an at-home pregnancy test showed a positive result. She said to sources, reports the Enquirer, that she thought since she’s been breast-feeding daughter Maddie, she couldn’t get pregnant.

*smacks forehead*

Hopefully the South will contine to keep kids from knowing about–let alone using–condoms, the Devil’s contraceptive.

As usual, Miley Cyrus pwns all
Thu, 28 August 2008, 3:05 pm
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Hannah Montana is making my life a lot easier, because I didn’t even have to edit this graphic (care of Mollygood) for humorous effect.

I find the gummy guitar strangely unappetizing.

True Confessions of an Intelligent Woman with Decent Taste who Happened to Enjoy a Lifetime Original Movie
Mon, 11 August 2008, 2:51 pm
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True Confessions of a Hollywood Starlet totally rules because it is a Mean-Girls-like Lifetime Original Movie (seemingly about Lindsay Lohan’s life) whose main character actually references Mean Girls, Lifetime Original Movies, AND LiLo’s life. As Alex would say, it’s so meta! As Heather would say, I luvs.

The star of this fine film is JoJo, who apparently turned down the role of Hannah Montana, but has “no regrets.”

JoJo, take a look at my blog title. Learn it. Live it. Love it.