Ah, Regret.

Finally, an epic lesbian saga we can all enjoy
Fri, 12 March 2010, 11:24 am
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Everything Lady Gaga does has to be crazier and gayer than anything she’s ever done before.  But after viewing the music video for “Telephone” (featuring Beyoncé), I have to wonder: where the heck can she go from here?!  I mean aside from just exploding into a bunch of rainbows and fish tacos and giant weird sunglasses?  (Hm, that sounds like a music video version of my blog.  I wonder if she’s looking for a producer…?)

Anyway, just check this thing out, it’s insane.

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All I have to say is, “The L Word” would have been WAY more awesome if Gaga had been part of the production crew (not to mention cast).


Is Gaga obsolete?
Wed, 4 November 2009, 9:53 am
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(From “Friday Night with Jonathan Ross” on BBC One, 10/30/2009.  Thanks Campbell Tim.)

As Campbell said, “Who the fuck needs Lady Gaga now?”  Well actually, I do–at least until Christopher Walken starts doing this:


50 Cent Does Not Like My Blog


Ah… hello? *taps microphone* Is this thing on? Greetings, dear readers–it’s me, your long-lost blogger. Wait, do I still have any readers? Or is it just the two people who ended up here by googling “regret lesbian blog”? All right then, you two.  Let’s get started.

I realize that my posts are appearing at an alarmingly sporadic rate these days, and for this I apologize. My goal is to get back to posting on a sort-of-weekly basis (if I ever did!), as opposed to this maaaybe-monthly-if-you’re-lucky schedule I seem to be following right now. And if you think that’s an empty promise, then I applaud your pessimism: as a wise man once said, people like us are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised, not like those foolish, decidedly un-lumpy optimists. At any rate, I will most likely put forth the effort to post more, if for no other reason than to keep Brendan off suicide watch.

So for today’s post, I thought we could do a little round-up of noteworthy (read: gay and/or hilarious) news from around the internetz.  Rest assured that I have only selected topics that are of the utmost importance, and whose extraordinary impact on our daily lives is undeniable.  Because that’s the award-winning brand of gritty, hard-hitting journalism you’ve come to expect from “regret lesbian blog”–er, I mean Ah, Regret.

All the regret that’s fit to print.