Ah, Regret.


It’s about time I stood up for myself.
Fri, 3 June 2011, 7:38 pm
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And yes, I do bar mitzvahs.  Email me.

(The intro got a little bit cut off, but it was something to the effect of, “I just got back from the gym, and boy are my arms tired!”)



CakeSpy: Lump-Tested, Unicorn-Approved

S0 I was wandering through the streets of Capitol Hill one recent Saturday afternoon, trying to choose from one of the 18 coffee shops in my direct line of vision (a wannabe coffee snob: possibly the only thing worse than a real one), when a splash of bright pink in a store window caught my eye:

Fig. 1: Spotted.

Surly meets sweet.



Spotted
Sun, 1 November 2009, 7:52 pm
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nessie

Nessie...

bigfoot

Bigfoot...

jersey_devil

Jersey Devil...

unicorn

Unicorn.



Why am I so unhealthily obsessed with Twitter, you ask?

metatwitter

Because it produces exchanges like this one.  Which blow my unhealthily-L.Ron-obsessed mind.

@TheEllenShow: On today’s show, Lindsay Lohan tells me the truth about her breakup with Samantha Ronson. http://bit.ly/yjnqG

@samantharonson: @TheEllenShow oooooh- oooooh- i wanna know!

@sevinnyne6126: @TheEllenShow tell me all the deets!

LOL!!!!!!!!

And to think that when Twitter first got popular I asked myself, “Why do I even need this thing?”  The horror!



Heather, is this what you’ve become?

me:  i love how when heather ghchats these days, she goes on sporadically, sends me something crazy (usually in caps), then suddenly signs off
we used to have conversations!
Colin:  now she is just like a lolcat with a blackberry

lolcat_heather

(Does Major Tom have a BlackBerry too?  Or does he just use yours and claw all of the keys off of it?)


Answer: Because everyone else is doing it. Duh.
Thu, 19 March 2009, 1:59 pm
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(Did you really need to ask?)

http://twitter.com/vallyo

Also added a lil widget on the left sidebar for ya.  Now you’re in the loop.

I don’t care what you think about Twitter.  If it’s good enough for Rachel Maddow, Kathy Griffin, and MC Hammer, it’s good enough for me.

tweety_lump



An open ecard to Heathie, from Major Tom
Mon, 9 March 2009, 2:47 pm
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oh_noez