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Kanye isn’t gay, he just really loves fishsticks
Fri, 10 April 2009, 10:54 am
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The saga continues!  Wednesday night’s episode of “South Park” (thanks Brendan!) tackled one of the most pressing issues of our time: Kanye West’s sexuality.

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As usual, the way they got to it (Jimmy writes “the funniest joke of all time” [a joke about fishsticks], which becomes a national comedic phenomenon and is subsequently told to Kanye West in an interview, but he doesn’t get it, so he embarks on a desperate mission to solve it and ends up beating Carlos Mencia to death in the process because he took credit for the joke…) was utterly bizarre, but in the end it all worked out because a famous person got lambasted for obnoxious personality traits (in this case, an unbelievably gigantic ego coupled with homophobic undertones).

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For the episode’s heartwarming ending, Kanye accepts his true identity and rejoins his fellow fishst(d)ick-lovers as his soothing Auto-Tune theme song plays in the background.

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Mr. West blogged a response in his usual charming (CAPS LOCK / teh typoz!!!) manner:

SOUTH PARK MURDERED ME LAST NIGHT AND IT’S PRETTY FUNNY. IT HURTS MY FEELINGS BUT WHAT CAN YOU EXPECT FROM SOUTH PARK! I ACTUALLY HAVE BEEN WORKING ON MY EGO THOUGH. HAVING THE CRAZY EGO IS PLAYED OUT AT THIS POINT IN MY LIFE AND CAREER. I USE TO USE IT TO BUILD UP MY ESTEEM WHEN NOBODY BELIEVED IN ME. 

[…]

I GOT A LONG ROAD AHEAD OF ME TO MAKE PEOPLE BELIEVE I’M NOT ACTUALLY A HUGE DOUCHE BUT I’M UP FOR THE CHALLENGE. I’M SURE THE WRITERS AT SOUTH PARK ARE REALLY NICE PEOPLE IN REAL LIFE.

A LONG ROAD, indeed.  Being the “voice of this generation” is a tough job, but someone’s got to do it.  Kanye, don’t let the haters stop you from doing your thang.  WE BELEIVE IN U!!!!!1!!!1!!!!

So, uh… I wrote a little joke of my own.

“Do you like fish tacos?

[Yes.]

You’re Kanye West’s girlfriend!”

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