Ah, Regret.

The Facts of Dyke
Wed, 22 October 2008, 10:54 am
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Who didn’t love The Facts of LIfe?  Four gals living together at boarding school, having cheesy girly fun–not to mention cheesy girly drama–and talking about feelings (instead of making out with each other).  Um… GAY!  So, so gay.  Those are truly the facts of lesbian life (right Alex?).

Therefore even if you find it alarming that the show has inspired a porno called The Dirty Facts of Life, to be released November 18 (mark your calendar!), you can’t tell me that you find the “plot” of the film completely implausible.

“[…] a kinky and wild twist on the relationships between the girls of the Eastwood School and their lesbian housemother Mrs. Garris. The girls get scared when they suspect Mrs. Garris of going straight after a visit by the plumber. Together they devise a plan to win her back to her lesbian roots by seducing her. Throughout the day Mrs. Garris defends herself against their sexual advances in the name of good housekeeping. But in the end everyone wins in a triumphant orgy.” [Village Voice]

Indeed.  One can only hope most of the action takes place in Mrs. Garrett’s bakery, Edna’s Edibles.  I bet Jo thought this day would never, er, come.


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augh, ive never actually seen the facts of life!!

Comment by iwentwest

That sounds awesome. I totally wanted to be Jo when I was little.

Comment by Cat

I so believe that.

Comment by VallyO

ooooooooooh jo. jo’s legs. yum.

come and do the coming out interview on my blog please?

Comment by ulla

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