Ah, Regret.


Does anyone get the feeling that abstinence-only sex education has failed the Spears family?
Wed, 8 October 2008, 2:29 pm
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Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant again, according to the “notorious–but often accurate” National Enquirer.

Jamie Lynn was in shock when an at-home pregnancy test showed a positive result. She said to sources, reports the Enquirer, that she thought since she’s been breast-feeding daughter Maddie, she couldn’t get pregnant.

*smacks forehead*

Hopefully the South will contine to keep kids from knowing about–let alone using–condoms, the Devil’s contraceptive.

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