Ah, Regret.

Ew! Stephanie, how could you?!?! I thought we had something!
Fri, 22 August 2008, 4:01 pm
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It is with a heavy heart that I report this totally gross (but perhaps not entirely unexpected?) news to you guys.

Apparently winning a bajillion gold medals = it doesn’t matter if you have an awkward monkey face and absolutely no social graces due to complete lack of any semblance of a normal childhood/adolescence.

Also Stephanie Rice = gold-medal-digger despite having won three of her own. (I was already aware that she is a publicity whore but chose to ignore that fact due to her good looks. Well guess what Rice, I’m not cutting you any more slack!).

In related news, Olympic athlete village = old school bacchanalia, I mean good lord, apparently you can’t even turn around without stepping on a used (by Michael Phelps) condom.

So over it!


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