Ah, Regret.

The Lindsay Lezzie Saga Continues…
Mon, 18 August 2008, 5:27 pm
Filed under: Lezzie Celebs, Required Reading | Tags:

K I’m not going to pretend this isn’t a lesbian celebrity blog. Let me preface this news by again adding the disclaimer that I read this on the internet so I know it to be factual. I need to inform you that Lindsay supposedly had another (what the press likes to term) “lesbian lover” before Samantha.

Her name is Courtenay Semel (yeah her IMDB fimography is looking a little thin, could this sudden yet timely announcement help with that?) and apparently back in the day her and Lindsay would “do lines of cocaine in the toilets then head home and fall into bed together” (aww, I remember going through that stage of lesbianhood). And now every time she sees a pic of Lindsay and Sam it “kills her”. Poor Courtenay (is anyone else unsure of/uncomfortable with the pronunciation of this name?).

What’s more fun than spending inordinate amounts of time and energy speculating on someone’s gayness and who they’re dating (or have dated)? Uh yeah, nothing. And thank you Alex for continually encouraging my perfectly healthy obsessions.


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i heart getting all my celebrity gossip from this blog and the comedians from best week ever.

Comment by originalmf

“Best Week Ever” is for when you want your celeb gossip less hilarious and less gay.

Comment by VallyO

dear shelley,
while it’s true, “best week ever” is no “web junk 20” i agree that it is still a hilarious show. i’m sure berly agrees. but alas it is just not that gay. it doesn’t even toe the line

Comment by Erin

val, you and i are completely on the same wavelength. there are one too many e’s in that chick’s name. did you read the part about how lilo turned to men and drugs as a way to cope with all these hidden feelings? love. it.

id like to believe i can believe everything i read. on the internet.

Comment by alex

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