Ah, Regret.

An open birthday ecard to the Coug
Mon, 18 August 2008, 12:18 pm
Filed under: Lezzie Celebs, Open ecards | Tags: , ,

It is hard to believe you are only just now turning 21. You have the emotional maturity of a 25 year-old, at least. That’s even older than Erin. Anyway, you are on some sort of luxury cruise right now so I don’t even know if you’ll see this.

Come back soon from your luxurious vacation, and I will take you out on the town so that you can enjoy your very first taste of alcohol. (Time to get started on the downward spiral!)

Hugs, (cheek) kisses, and (supposedly platonic) bed-sharing,

**Note** I am filing this post under Lezzie Celebs because the Coug is a lesbian celebrity with ladies all across the United States (and probably other countries, as well). If you are not one of them, don’t despair, she is always looking for more. Feel free to leave a comment with your phone number.


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i love you val

Comment by Cougar

That’s funny, I was going to say “but it’s not my birthday yet…”

Comment by BA

Ha ohh Big Al, you ACTUAL cougar, you!

Comment by VallyO

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