Ah, Regret.

Lez-tacular L. Ron
Fri, 8 August 2008, 11:01 am
Filed under: Lezzie Celebs, Required Reading | Tags: , ,

Great news (rumored? oh please, it’s on teh internetz, it’s true) regarding my two favorite little lezzie mcguires!

Lindsay, Samantha get matching tattoos

Supposedly the hilariously inseparable pair is now sporting “identical black heart tattoos on their left hands,” in addition to their “matching Louis Vuitton luggage,” “matching airline pillows,” and matching outfits (“black cardigans and fedoras”). This just goes to show that when you meet that special lady, you do crazy things that you find awesome, but that make the rest of the world barf a rainbow.

Anyway, I’m super jealous of the luggage thing. Here are your choices, honey:


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you can get the same pack as me, how about that.

Until you become a famous DJ we cannot afford to have baggage that we have to check. hopefully chris will soon become a club manager/producer to facilitate this.

Comment by Erin

Now wait just a minute. Why would I be the one who never showers or changes clothes, instead of the pretty princess actress/singer ?!

Comment by VallyO

well we all know that non synth music DJs are not in high demand, or else Shelley would already be famous. Also I don’t know if i’d describe lindsay lohan as a pretty princess.

See: http://www.hollyscoop.com/lindsay-lohan/lindsay-lohan-caught-doing-cocaine_10910.aspx

Also see:
“It’s so weird that I went to rehab. I always said I would die before I went to rehab.” [Lindsay Lohan in Allure Magazine]

Comment by Erin

Who says a princess can’t do a little blow every now and then. I hear it’s a hell of a drug.

Comment by VallyO

if only the coug was online, to rush to drug’s, i mean your, defense

also if you want to be more like lindsay lohan, you’re going to have to start wearing short skirts and no underwear more often. or at least one of those two

Comment by Erin

is it wrong that i want to get my hands on every piece of tabloid gossip ever written on these two??!? and why has no one yet posted pics of these matching tattoos???

Comment by iwentwest

First of all, how could something be wrong when it feels so right? Second, I’m sure it’s only a matter of time before pics surface. But I’m impatient.

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