Ah, Regret.

We’ve moved.
Thu, 17 May 2012, 10:51 pm
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Jersey Suburb, Episode 6: La Famiglia
Thu, 16 June 2011, 3:33 pm
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At my cousin’s wedding–the ostensible reason for our trip–Cat managed to gather my cousins together to extract some blasphemous information (which may or may not have been facilitated by open bar Tanqueray-tonics.  Just sayin.).

And who was notably excluded from this affair?  Me.  Why?  Because it’s a SMOKE BREAK.  So yeah, me and my pristine lungs are sitting alone at Table 7 eating our feelings, which are, yes–wedding cake.  (Ever get the feeling you’ve picked the wrong poison?)

Jersey Suburb, Episode 5: The Mall

No stereotype will go un-validated as our North Jerz travels continue…

Jersey Suburb, Episode 4: Gym
Sat, 11 June 2011, 9:47 pm
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All I have to say is… PROTEIN !!!

[Which reminds me–if you haven’t viewed this little gem from the pre-“Jersey Shore” days, you should check it out.  It has been a major source of inspiration for my work.  And uh… lifestyle.]

Jersey Suburb, Episode 3: Pizza
Wed, 8 June 2011, 9:25 pm
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Guidos gotta eat !

Jersey Suburb, Episode 2: Tanning
Tue, 7 June 2011, 9:55 pm
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Wow, this is already by far the most consistent blogging I’ve ever done.  And by “blogging” I mean “vlogging”.  And by “vlogging” I mean “posting videos of myself acting like a smug lesbian guido so that I don’t have to actually sit down and compose meaningful sentences.”  God bless the internetz.  And the jerz.  (And anything else that is awesome enough to end with a “z”.)

Jersey Suburb, Episode 1: Welcome
Tue, 7 June 2011, 9:35 am
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More videos, this is great!  I don’t have to write anything !!!!