Ah, Regret.


F.A.Q. (F-ing Annoying Questions)
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This book cover could very well be based on a picture of me, circa 1995.

Why in god’s name has it been so long since your last post?

Let’s find out.



How the Dyke Stole Hxmas, Part III: Yes, Val-ginia, there is a Santa Claus

(You thought that said “vagina”, didn’t you!  Clearly you’ve been reading this blog too much.)  OK FINE people, I’ll admit it: thanks to your outpouring of xmas-y guest posts, comments, and gchats, it has recently come to my attention that I like more things about xmas than I originally thought I did.  

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[Image: Chicago Tribune.  Mad props to Colin.]

It’s like that time Charlie Brown finally learned what xmas is all about. (Except I’m probably more of a Peppermint Patty.)  Anyway, let’s see what you guys came up with!

GRINCH’D!



How the Dyke Stole Hxmas, Part II: Little Cindy Lou Who Strikes Back
Tue, 9 December 2008, 9:47 am
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If my festive xmas post left you feeling grumpier than a Walmart employee on December 26, you should enjoy this rebuttal from Shannon (See Fig. 1). 

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(Fig. 1) I wouldn't mind bumping into her under the mistletoe...

Hold on to your (Santa) hats.



How the Dyke Stole Hxmas!

It has recently come to my attention (read: the office xmas tree just got assembled) that it is now officially that time of year known as “xmastime” (see Fig. 1 and Fig. 2).

[Fig. 1] Everyone else (who isn't Jewish or whatnot) at xmastime.

Fig. 1: Everyone else (who isn't Jewish or whatnot) at xmastime.

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Fig. 2: Me at xmastime.

Get the picture?

A loooot more grinchiness.