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Filed under: Jersey Suburb | Tags: jersey love, smoking is cool, vlogging is easier than blogging
At my cousin’s wedding–the ostensible reason for our trip–Cat managed to gather my cousins together to extract some blasphemous information (which may or may not have been facilitated by open bar Tanqueray-tonics. Just sayin.).
And who was notably excluded from this affair? Me. Why? Because it’s a SMOKE BREAK. So yeah, me and my pristine lungs are sitting alone at Table 7 eating our feelings, which are, yes–wedding cake. (Ever get the feeling you’ve picked the wrong poison?)
Filed under: Jersey Suburb | Tags: iPads are taking over the entire universe, jersey love, vlogging is easier than blogging
No stereotype will go un-validated as our North Jerz travels continue…
Filed under: Jersey Suburb | Tags: jersey love, vlogging is easier than blogging
All I have to say is… PROTEIN !!!
[Which reminds me--if you haven't viewed this little gem from the pre-"Jersey Shore" days, you should check it out. It has been a major source of inspiration for my work. And uh... lifestyle.]
Guidos gotta eat !
Wow, this is already by far the most consistent blogging I’ve ever done. And by “blogging” I mean “vlogging”. And by “vlogging” I mean “posting videos of myself acting like a smug lesbian guido so that I don’t have to actually sit down and compose meaningful sentences.” God bless the internetz. And the jerz. (And anything else that is awesome enough to end with a “z”.)
More videos, this is great! I don’t have to write anything !!!!